We're so screwed

Off to work, busy day. Things we don't have: a carved pumpkin, an uncarved pumpkin, any costumes for our just-the-right-age-for-trick-or-treating children, or any chocolate.

And there were a lot of ominous egg-like thuds outside last night so I suspect we're the latest victims of the exciting new trend in juvenile delinquency, imported (no expense spared) from America.

At least I have an icon, from my two-or-three years ago pumpkin.

We're so screwed

Off to work, busy day. Things we don't have: a carved pumpkin, an uncarved pumpkin, any costumes for our just-the-right-age-for-trick-or-treating children, or any chocolate.

And there were a lot of ominous egg-like thuds outside last night so I suspect we're the latest victims of the exciting new trend in juvenile delinquency, imported (no expense spared) from America.

At least I have an icon, from my two-or-three years ago pumpkin.