bohemiancoast

I started to write about why, but it was terribly boring. However, as a taster, the least part of my woes is that my broadband connection isn't working at present. So, instead:

Alison is a mystic in the great tradition of Sufism.
Alison is a true ground breaker, opening up whole new vistas for an instrument once solely associated with pickin' 'n' grinnin'.
Alison is designed to work with Microsoft Internet Explorer version 4.0 or higher.
Alison is discovered by the paparazzi!
Alison is actively looking for new restaurant spaces, and she hopes to reopen within the next year.
Alison is one of very few specialist mandolin players.
Alison is on the phone.
Alison is the second housemate to leave.
Alison is a renowned International inspirational speaker.
Alison is tipped to achieve outstanding success.
Alison is allergic to chocolate and ate her last Mars Bar in
1980.
Alison is available to offer advice on her areas of expertise when requested.
Alison is described as young and wild.
Alison is passionate about teaching people to live more fulfilled, balanced lives.
Alison is a mature player who will be counted on to provide solid play in the middle position.
Alison is living proof that you can't judge a book by its cover!
Alison is a very sweet kitty with a strong maternal streak.
Alison is currently the youngest member of the Grand Ole Opry.
Alison is dog-sitting Tony while her auntie is away.