I'm going to see Star Wars tonight
May. 16th, 2002 03:13 pmIn one of those weird things that happens, a (not-actually-fannish, though buggered if you can tell) friend of mine said "oh, I'm a mad Star Wars fan, and we're going to it on Thursday, do you want to come along?" And I said oh, hard life, housework, kids, cons, -2CDCS, you know... and Steven said "You deserve a night off". So I'm going to see it tonight.
However, I hadn't seen Episode 1, so I borrowed her video to watch. There was one point, about 20 minutes in, when I became actively despondent at how dull it was, but it picked up a lot after that. I despised Jar Jar Binks, who completely fails to function as the Chewbacca substitute he was clearly intended to be. I think the film suffers from a belief that it is no longer acceptable to put actors in alien suits; the advantage of actors is that they *act*.
I also thought that the way in which the droids were controlled forms one of the most perfect Idiot Plots I have ever seen in my entire life. (An idiot plot is one that can only work if you assume that one or more of the characters are complete idiots.)
I had seen reviews criticising the acting of the boy who plays Anakin, but I thought he was pretty sound on the whole; he had most of the best scenes. Natalie Portman was wet, though. Their scenes also had a particular problem; if the sexes had been reversed, so that an adult man was sweet-talking a nine-year-old girl, prior to a romance ten years later, it would have appeared completely vile.
However, I hadn't seen Episode 1, so I borrowed her video to watch. There was one point, about 20 minutes in, when I became actively despondent at how dull it was, but it picked up a lot after that. I despised Jar Jar Binks, who completely fails to function as the Chewbacca substitute he was clearly intended to be. I think the film suffers from a belief that it is no longer acceptable to put actors in alien suits; the advantage of actors is that they *act*.
I also thought that the way in which the droids were controlled forms one of the most perfect Idiot Plots I have ever seen in my entire life. (An idiot plot is one that can only work if you assume that one or more of the characters are complete idiots.)
I had seen reviews criticising the acting of the boy who plays Anakin, but I thought he was pretty sound on the whole; he had most of the best scenes. Natalie Portman was wet, though. Their scenes also had a particular problem; if the sexes had been reversed, so that an adult man was sweet-talking a nine-year-old girl, prior to a romance ten years later, it would have appeared completely vile.
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Date: 2002-05-16 07:38 am (UTC)Of course, I find Phantom Menace reminds me, now that I think about it, of Laurell Hamilton's Kiss of Shadows - both have a lot of extraneous highly-described stuff in the middle that prevents that valuable space being used for plot or character development. :->
Young Anakin/Jake Lloyd (or whatever...)
Date: 2002-05-16 07:54 am (UTC)Midichlorians, puh-leese!
There was a Jar-Jar Binks actor but I think they completely removed him (in a roger rabbit way) with the animated version. Yoda in this second film is supposed to be dramatically better as a CGI character.
And at least now we'll see why Sam Jackson was in the first film (!) (he was interviewed on Radio 4 and talked about what happens to his character and (spoiler) a bit about what he does in the third film ... bah, humbug!)
Meesa have last laugh
Date: 2002-05-16 02:10 pm (UTC)Think about it. Jar Jar Binks:-
Is in the right place at the right time to meet the two Jedi.
Is instrumental in uniting the Gungans with the Naboo, thus bringing out the Gungan forces to fight the droid army.
Managed to destroy a heck of a lot of the droid army.
Obviously, he's got latent jedi powers.
So in the first movie, he's a clumsy gungan kid. But he's been in the army, got discipline.
It would be George Lucas giving people the finger if Jar Jar turned into a hero in the third movie, saving infant Luke and Leia, for example...
Not that this is very likely...
Re: Meesa have last laugh
Date: 2002-05-16 05:25 pm (UTC)Likely? Well, only if Lucas wants to be massacred by fans. :-)
Re: Meesa have last laugh
Date: 2002-05-21 09:02 am (UTC)